- school: please get a full night of sleep
- school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
- school: and study for tests
- school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
- school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
- school: don't be late for school
- school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
- school: kids need a balanced diet
- school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
- school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
- school: but don't use the internet while doing homework
Everytime i go in public
- me: why is everyone glancing at me
- me: is there something on me
- me: do i look extra ugly today
- me: is it my face
- me: they're laughing at me on the inside
- me: they all hate me
- me: they're plotting my death
